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PostSubject: ~~Tintumon Jokes ~~   Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:30 am

Tintumon auto driverodu : Town vare pokumo?
Auto Driver : pokum…
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???

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Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.
onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…
avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maatram rakshapettu…
endhu kond?
Dundumol:
Tintumon: Darwin's Theory- Survival Of The Fittest…

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Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan marichal Tintu enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum marikkum…
Dundumol: athentha, Tintuvinu njan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???
Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranjittullath…


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English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: "Enthuvaaday"


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Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon come,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!


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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

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Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by 'small' PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!

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"Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth." -KamalaSuraya
"pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth "
-Prof.Tintumon


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Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal pora, Vaanganam !

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Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana mana…

Teacher:athentha angane?

Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

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Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"
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